Hello and welcome to you! Firstly we would like to thank and congratulate you for making it this far already. This our first post ever, on this particular blog, so we figured we might as well give you a breakdown of who we are and what we do. Let's start with some simple facts first. We are MC's. For those who are not familiar with the term, it’s basically a master of ceremonies (the guy who does the kak talking at weddings and functions). I’m sure a lot of you reading this were probably thinking we were somehow affiliated with a fast food franchise, sorry chubby boy, next time you might get it. P.S while we are on the subject of heart attack food, would you like some fries with that?
We started this blog because we are both radio presenters and entertainers by nature, but somehow the kak talking over the airwaves just doesn't cut it all the time. We want to see your facial expressions as we drown you with our humour and perpetual kak-talk. We seem to be pretty good at it as we get paid every month without failure. The best reward though is seeing you, the subject of our mocks and disses turn bright red with embarrassment as we dish it out on you. I would love to lie and say that we are the country's highest paid and most wanted MC's but that would just guarantee a fixed place in hell when I die, I will pass thanks. The greener pastures seem much more my scene as I have heard the woman are breathtaking over there! Back to the facts now....
South Africa as a whole is a booming country in terms of up and coming businesses and where there is work there too must be play. We figured that you could do with some entertaining guys to liven up those boring corporate functions you have. Now you can at least enjoy some good humour while you get tanked at the company’s expense, guzzling down your Johnny Walker Blue Label Whisky. To sum us up we are basically like some of the politicians in SA at the moment, we just want to talk kak to you and have you listen. The only difference is that when we leave you won’t feel cheated out of your money; you might however want to stone us for noticing that you are the pariah of the company and making it noticeable to those who didn’t know. Unlike politicians we also don’t get free Mercs as gifts, we are however not shooting down the idea. If you are a CEO who received a huge 2009 bonus and feel that you need to be liberated of some of that dosh just let us know, mail us and banking details will follow shortly.
On a serious note we feel that we are what you are looking for. Why you ask? Well... so many times there are renowned MC's who arrived at gigs and do the same monotonous kak over and over which is actually 2006 material but because the canine shit has been too busy signing autographs he hasn’t had time to come up with new material. Besides, if you hire us and feel that we are useless like the government, there is no cash refund, just a mild suggestion. Get a sense of humour. And hire us again to help you get it.
We are based in Gauteng at the moment but will travel to various destinations to come do gigs. (Almost sounds like we are rock stars). Just remember we are two large guys who have the propensity to eat and drink copious amounts of whatever you have. We not picky.
The other half of the reason we started this blog is for the woman...yes there I said it. For some or other unknown reason woman are extremely attracted to guys who can talk kak. Why this is I don’t know but there are too many people who can swear by this so we figured why the hell not give it a try. Look at Stofsyer, he can’t sing for kak, but somehow has managed to bed half the South African population so there must be some truth to all of this, not so?
As far as functions and events go we do it all. From your back yard birthday where your dronk uncle normally MC's to the biggest and laniest events where Jub Jub would normally be performing (God forbid). Nothing is too big or small for us. Please let us know about functions happening in and around your area, we would seriously love to be there.
We will be posting details soon as to how you can get hold of us; anyway that’s it for now. Keep checking the site for updates and so on.
Take it easy
