Monday, March 29, 2010

Hello and welcome to you! Firstly we would like to thank and congratulate you for making it this far already. This our first post ever, on this particular blog, so we figured we might as well give you a breakdown of who we are and what we do. Let's start with some simple facts first. We are MC's. For those who are not familiar with the term, it’s basically a master of ceremonies (the guy who does the kak talking at weddings and functions). I’m sure a lot of you reading this were probably thinking we were somehow affiliated with a fast food franchise, sorry chubby boy, next time you might get it. P.S while we are on the subject of heart attack food, would you like some fries with that?


We started this blog because we are both radio presenters and entertainers by nature, but somehow the kak talking over the airwaves just doesn't cut it all the time. We want to see your facial expressions as we drown you with our humour and perpetual kak-talk. We seem to be pretty good at it as we get paid every month without failure. The best reward though is seeing you, the subject of our mocks and disses turn bright red with embarrassment as we dish it out on you. I would love to lie and say that we are the country's highest paid and most wanted MC's but that would just guarantee a fixed place in hell when I die, I will pass thanks. The greener pastures seem much more my scene as I have heard the woman are breathtaking over there! Back to the facts now....



South Africa as a whole is a booming country in terms of up and coming businesses and where there is work there too must be play. We figured that you could do with some entertaining guys to liven up those boring corporate functions you have. Now you can at least enjoy some good humour while you get tanked at the company’s expense, guzzling down your Johnny Walker Blue Label Whisky. To sum us up we are basically like some of the politicians in SA at the moment, we just want to talk kak to you and have you listen. The only difference is that when we leave you won’t feel cheated out of your money; you might however want to stone us for noticing that you are the pariah of the company and making it noticeable to those who didn’t know. Unlike politicians we also don’t get free Mercs as gifts, we are however not shooting down the idea. If you are a CEO who received a huge 2009 bonus and feel that you need to be liberated of some of that dosh just let us know, mail us and banking details will follow shortly.



On a serious note we feel that we are what you are looking for. Why you ask? Well... so many times there are renowned MC's who arrived at gigs and do the same monotonous kak over and over which is actually 2006 material but because the canine shit has been too busy signing autographs he hasn’t had time to come up with new material. Besides, if you hire us and feel that we are useless like the government, there is no cash refund, just a mild suggestion. Get a sense of humour. And hire us again to help you get it.



We are based in Gauteng at the moment but will travel to various destinations to come do gigs. (Almost sounds like we are rock stars). Just remember we are two large guys who have the propensity to eat and drink copious amounts of whatever you have. We not picky.



The other half of the reason we started this blog is for the woman...yes there I said it. For some or other unknown reason woman are extremely attracted to guys who can talk kak. Why this is I don’t know but there are too many people who can swear by this so we figured why the hell not give it a try. Look at Stofsyer, he can’t sing for kak, but somehow has managed to bed half the South African population so there must be some truth to all of this, not so?



As far as functions and events go we do it all. From your back yard birthday where your dronk uncle normally MC's to the biggest and laniest events where Jub Jub would normally be performing (God forbid). Nothing is too big or small for us. Please let us know about functions happening in and around your area, we would seriously love to be there.



We will be posting details soon as to how you can get hold of us; anyway that’s it for now. Keep checking the site for updates and so on.



Take it easy

17 comments:

  1. Hey guys...you rock...

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  2. This should be intersting...

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  3. Thank heavens for something new and fresh...
    No more mediocre events...

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  4. Quirky...

    I like the way you guys present yourself, although "kak" is used excessively.
    Otherwise, well done! Wish you all the best. :)

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  5. What a refreshing blog this is, straight to the point, with snaps of humour and realistics facts. I wish you guys every success in the future, i think you will do incredibly well.

    Keep us all updated on your past events, and encourage people to leave feedback!

    Again well done! :-) Regards Claire (United Kingdom)

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  6. Thank you for your comment Anonymous ...
    We are more than happy to adjust our vocabulary for your event to exclude profanity...

    Just specify the "feel" of the event and we will do our best to stick to it... As you know, the customer is always right...

    So when are you hiring us?

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  7. Awesome!!! Hahaha!! All the best ;o)

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  8. I have no dought in my mind that you guys will do super well! You say it as it is which is quite refreshing! The perfect mix of experience, homour and passion... what else can anyone ask for!!

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  9. ha ha ha, i like it. refreshingly honest :)

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  10. Sounds interesting. Keep us posted!

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  11. So y'all feel free to email on

    menonthemics@gmail.com ...

    ANYONE Interested in having an MC for ANY event..

    Whether it be little Johnny's 12th birthday, where we can tell a whole bunch of little Johnny jokes, to someones 21st birthday (where you'd need to supply some dirt to share about said birthdayee) to a corporate function...

    EMAIL US

    DO IT NOW!!!

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  12. Think its a good initaitive , had a good laugh a couple of times reading this but I know in person you are funnier, so think hiring you as an mc must be an experience and a half

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  13. Think it’s very interesting, like the humour & you guys will get a lot of gigs for sure!!

    "The harder the conflict the more glorious the triumph"

    all the best with it !!!

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  14. You get knocked down u get up again!!!:)
    you guys rock i sure you will succeed.

    just keep at it

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  15. Good luck with this venture. I'm sure you guys will do very well. Will def keep my ears open for potential clients for you.

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